La Comode

Not only am I a prankster in the bathroom, I also am rating the overall appearance and convenience of the restroom.  I have this sort of point system, rating the toilet, the flush, the sinks,space, ect.  

To insure your full satisfaction . . .

Thing to look for..

• The toilet bowl
• The throat (from trial and error..wide is best, through research the wide throat usually comes in older toilet models)  
• THE FLUSH..most important!!!( there is many things to look for in the flush..now in the older models, the flush tends to be slow, and you are never certain what will happen, you very well might have a messy situation on your hands if the flush doesnt go smoothly. But with the new toilets are like whirlpools, everything goes..BUT.. the downfall!..the flush with the new toilets tend to get you wet! especially when you are having a situation and you need to courtesy flush and you cant get up, you end up soaked! trust me ive dont the leg work!..so a nice median is good for the flush.)
• Cleanliness is next to godliness folks! The cleaner the better, ive been in some beastly bathrooms.  I tend to lean toward the air dryers for my hands as opposed to the paper towels.  
• SPACE!!! space is definitely an issue! personally i use the handicapper bathrooms. They often have their own sinks, and mirror, which is definitely an A+ in my book.  

So definitely keep these things in mind when using the bathroom. Set the bar high and stick to your guns!!

toilets

now i have this special hobby of mine. . .

using and rating bathrooms throughout the state.

i have visited hundreds of bathrooms, and the funniest part about it is that my family makes fun of me for it because 90% of the time i don't really have to go to the bathroom i just go to check things out and play halarious pranks on the people in the bathrooms.  my signature move is to make farting noises/moans/groans/hitting the walls in the stalls and see peoples reactions.  sometimes they aren't pleasant.  One time there was an old woman in the stall next to me and i was making my noises and after the first couple i hear "OH LORD!!!" from the old woman. . so obviously i continued. . .like a minute later she started beating my foot with her cane.  at the time i thought it was halarious but i began to think what if i screwed up her bowel movement and she was angry, and i didn't feel like getting my ass handed to me by the old spinster so i quickly exited. . 

i have many stories to share so i will post another blog soon

enjoy!!!