toilets

now i have this special hobby of mine. . .

using and rating bathrooms throughout the state.

i have visited hundreds of bathrooms, and the funniest part about it is that my family makes fun of me for it because 90% of the time i don't really have to go to the bathroom i just go to check things out and play halarious pranks on the people in the bathrooms.  my signature move is to make farting noises/moans/groans/hitting the walls in the stalls and see peoples reactions.  sometimes they aren't pleasant.  One time there was an old woman in the stall next to me and i was making my noises and after the first couple i hear "OH LORD!!!" from the old woman. . so obviously i continued. . .like a minute later she started beating my foot with her cane.  at the time i thought it was halarious but i began to think what if i screwed up her bowel movement and she was angry, and i didn't feel like getting my ass handed to me by the old spinster so i quickly exited. . 

i have many stories to share so i will post another blog soon

enjoy!!!